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I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORENOW I'M BACK TO WAGE WARLIVING AN UNDEAD DREAMTHE PAIN OF LIFETIMES CALLS
HIDDEN SECRETS OLD AS TIME ITSELFREACH IN AND TOUCH THEIR FLAMEIT'S BURNING BACK FROM THE GRAVE
Don't be a wiener, get at me here:thenightmarecontinues84 on gmaillAmRebelAngel on AIM
Let's get weird.
A Roberta thread is the best kind of faggotry.
Mmm beautiful Roberta!
You look hella cute with your hair like that.
Girl, I have missed you. You are one hot chick!
I need to see you sucking on that thing or fucking yourself with it like a good little slut. : )
Ha ha. It's all a ploy. I'm a way better cuddler.
The cuddling comes after the pounding and cumming : )
Man. Where the platonic niggas at.
Sorry, you get me too horny to be platonic. : )
When I look at your pics the words "fuck yeah!" come to mind.
When I open my inbox the phrase "dix 4 me?" comes to mind.
I have a dick for you. I'd like to open your inbox with it.
I really need to see your soles, please, more foot fetish pictures, you're the most beautiful thing on the www, ok my english is a bit weird, sans doute, mais je m'en fous, take care
New thread doll? I wasn't able to get to socal last trip, maybe the next one. XOX
Love those toes, doll!!!
You should cum on your own feet and post pics.
I just did them in Sherbert colors nyaaaaaaa =3
I guess you can't really tell well in the pic, but it's both pastel pink and orange.
>>4534 Love your sexy toes so much!<3
Got my bike back. New set of Easton wheels. TYBG
Is it wrong that I wish my face was your bike seat?
>>4534 They look like pastel colored M & Ms - yummy!!!
Use them to command my mouth, Mistress Bunnie =3
>>4795 GD you! I told myself I wouldn't fap today.:)
That's it... I'm fapping to this.
Feel free. Cross my heart, I've done the same to you a few times =3
AWESOME pigtails! You should take a pic with them higher on your head. And I'd love a POV shot from the back so I could imagine pulling on them.
Hah! You have?! To what? My pics? My vids? A combination of both? So hot!
Your pics as a platinum blonde. :3
>>4574 No, but you have to get in line!!!
Sometimes I wonder why I have this.
Also I just realized I have a goofy cycling tan. Damn it.
To make great pics like these and get us all fucking horny! :)
It's a saddlehorn. It's for cowboys to hold onto so they don't fall off.
Wait, does that mean your face would be on my ass? Because I love eating ass :3
That's it, I'm moving to Cali....
>>4876You desperately need full-on tan lines. Bikini, even.
Yeah, I know. Someday again...
haven't seen you in a while, get on aim so we can talk sometime.
Fool I was on AIM the night you posted this. Where you at.
Keep missing you, what time are you on over there so I can schedule some chat sessions/video naughtiness.
Nice to see you back, always loved your photos and your attitude, you're awesome :3
Yeah, I'm still here. Pretty resilient.
Shit, another crash? Hope you aren't beat up too bad.
Was digging into my jersey one handed and went squirrely into a buddy's back wheel (we were riding pretty tight). I was more worried about his Zipp wheel, ha ha. My shoulder's kind of tender and so is my thumb, but I'm sort of used to getting into shenanigans now.
Well if you need any help applying ointment to any tender areas, i volunteer. Either that or a blowjob to help the healing process : )
wear stockings just even once and pose like dis. you will get so many cocks more.
>>4871 It's something to put your cock rings on! Careful fiddling around when riding close, you're luck it was just the shoulder, doll.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "FIDDLING AROUND" YET HO HO HO
LA Naked Bike Ride next week; been going at it really hard with diet and exercise to flatten my stomach out once and for all, but like every other time this is where I hit a wall. Oh well... it'll have to do.
I'm starting to think I basically fucked up my abdominal wall when I was a fatty and I can never get it right ever again. ;_; I'D EVEN BE FINE WITH THE STRETCHMARKS IF I COULD JUST GET RID OF THE WEIRD PANIS.
Any way, here's my ass while my shorts are down.
PS I'm cool.
>>5123haha awesome pic!!
Best exercises for that area ive ever found are planks, reverse crunches and leg raises. With all the riding you do, that combination should take care of any lingering issues.
Also, i require pics of you on this naked bike ride : )
>>5127 Yes, lots of pics from that ride please!!!
The rest of the pics sucked. But my body paint, holy fuck, I have to at least show that.
She should've painted the two in subscript. Sigh. Liberal arts students.
Also re: public nudity, good luck getting your junk to look any bigger than this at any given time.
Should have brought a personal fluffer. : )
>>5191>>5193>>5194 I get it, 2 rhymes with U
OUT AND ABOUT AGAIN ;3
Doin my thing
How did I end up here? ;3
omg i need in that asshole so fucking bad
You really are some kind of night terror, I can imagine you riding around in the dark jumping people. The only warning is the 'ring ring' of the bell.
i don't know how you ended up there, but i hope you go there often!
Now U can only imagine if the lighht was off... mhhmmmm
Night Terror?! Sexy Ninja only uses his powers for Sexy ;3
you look like alot fun, is my knee jerk reaction. I don't even mean that in a perverted way (which more likey than not applies as well), I'd hit you an email but a bit to chicken for the moment.
Fun? I hate everything, actually ;3
So do we call you Robertagrumppyton? :P
Cum in my mouth and you can call me whatever you want =3
i've always wanted to meet you & would be happy to oblige in this last request. i'm out of LA until end of july, but would love to contact you then.
I'm jacking off to your pics!!! I want to get kinky with you.
Looks yummy =3
Also, I went out again.
It was fun.
And then I came home, still horny.
So it was not gopher holes after all.
When you take an average dick, put cockrings on it, and stuff it into a little thong pouch, you're pretty horny all the time.
But I love the way they make me bulge so I like to wear them.
Oh, and I see you noticing my rainbow toes. They're pretty tight.
Any way, here's my pussy
And that thing I'm not quite sure what to do with
Or maybe I do know what to do with it
Maybe I just need a nice, strong Daddy to keep my hands off of it =3
I came for you,baby.
>>5513 Wow! These are some sweet ass pics! You make me just as horny. I love those rainbow toes btw. They are baller as fuck!:)
:sigh: A wasted load of cum =(
In brighter news, I just finished season 4 of Breaking Bad. Friends, haters, chasers; I want to mosh with you.
>>5509Damn i wanna punish that ass
>>5513 I'd like to take care of that problem, but I'm heading off to the desert again...
>>5513Well, I'm definitely the Daddy you need. Older, wiser, and I'll keep your hands off of it by keeping my own hands on it!
Sooo first I have to say the obligatory "Youre so sexy it hurts" comment; Youre so sexy it hurts! Seriously, you ooze funky, kinky, sexyness. Its Bannaynay...Then I want to ask because this has been bugging me, maybe you answered this already... The grammaton part of your name, Is that a reference to Equilibrium or a reference to the hebrew name of God? If its the second one I guess its appropriate, (Roberta "the name I make men scream when I'm on my knees")
Actually, it's an adaptation of pentagrammaton =P
But yeah, my most well known username had my name in it so it had some lasting power, but it was also mad 2005 scenester shit so I dumped it. All my names since have been esoteric metal references. I think this one kind of keeps the flavor but also has my name in it unlike the others.
And now upon mention I'm tempted to do weird cleric poses with my sextoys.
Also, aw yiss, underground metal. Sword - Metalized. Band should have made it, damn it.
"Where to Hide" http://fuxx.us/sword
I would pound you while listening to Cannibal Corpse.
lol gross. Band suxxx hard.
I'd rather pound you while listening to celtic frost. That's just me though...
I would just pound you to the sound of you crying out in orgasm!
>I'd rather pound you while listening to celtic frost
>>5663I also would have vigorous intercourse with you while listening to Celtic Frost. You could say i'd leave you in a cold lake of your own semen... no wait thats terrible.
Finally had some money around to buy a good quality cycling jersey. Nice 4 pocket configuration with grippers on the back tail to keep it in place. Also sleeveless 'cuz it's summer and stuff.
Now I got a pretty nice matching outfit going =3
BREAKING BAD SEASON 5. Where you at.
Goshno spoliers :I ... please.
>>5759 Nice Pearl Izumi Jersey! I won't be riding after this week - off to sand land again ;-(
>>5773I'll tell you one thing. The pizza throw count this season so far is a big fucking fat ZERO. >:O
Speaking of >:O these god damn slutty sexy amazingly flattering cheek lifting clit hugging shorts OFFER NO FUCKING PROTECTION. Razzies for days.
>>5802Doll, you GOTTA have some inside thigh protection or else you'll rub your skin to the bone!. BTW, what happened to the outside of your left thigh sweetie?
Oh yeah, nice lickable toes on that lst pic!!!
>>5885That was me writing.
you shouldnt fall that much riding a bicycle.... dafuq
I ride pretty aggro (23mph cruise, 29mph sprint) so it is what it is. I lost traction making a sharp turn and slid out. shrugs
I'm bald eagle for the first time in years =3
Do want. You need to fuck my mouth.
damnable this is my first time looking at crossdresser nd u got me hook we should skype sometime
HOW THE HELL IS THERE A "I'm twelve and what is this" IN MY THREAD?
I'm kind of loling, kind of flattered. If it's true, of course.
Im for real I sent a m to ur gmail u have a facebook
Absolutely delicious, as always.
Me and my hotshorts are back on speaking terms. Hotshorts I can't be mad at your intense clit-hugging fit.
They don't look too bad from behind either.
shorts are too long, needs more revealing ass cheeks.
>>6047 Damn, everytime I see that ass my cock is insta hard and ready to fuck.
Would love to see some shots of you using those toys of yours.
>>6046>>6047I can smash to this...
>>5957Do you really wear those cockrings full time?
I try to =3
Could you put something in that ass for us ?
In honor of the greatest nation on Earth that, once again, defeated the faggot Chinese.
Big ups to Vino though, repping KAZAKHSTAN hard in the Men's Road Race. Nice end to his career.
Last one. You can see a skunk in the middle left of this picture. I was using my native princess charms to enchant the animals lol ;3 But yeah, it's been pretty hot here in Bro Cal for the last week so things are pretty popping at night when it comes to crittery things. A bunch of these tight little dudes were foraging through the whole field. Didn't have a problem with me in the least.
Hey I love your pics, but I have never seen you do a video, do you think you'd be down for making one?
Love it when you do outdoor pics. I do kinda wish the camera was closer though. All that negative space totally throws me off (not to mention wanting a better view of you)
>>6140 DAYUM! I love these types of pics. You outdoor totally rocks!
Nice pics Roberta
Seconding the video thing. I'd pay you in Celtic Frost t-shirts and cockrings : )
A video would be fucking sweet.
Ahh those feet of yours..!
Would love to sink my teeth into that hot ass of yours
Suck me first =3
can i rim you? :3
would give anything to suck, rim, and fuck you!
i'm losing it over these outside night pics!
Today's wank@work was brought to me by Roberta.Also, even though I'm really self-conscious about my body, you make me want to dress more slutty when I'm out cycling, so thanks for that as well.
You don't have to ask me twice...
Two things. I'll get some pics up sometime--I think I have some floating around from last week. My life's about going hard right now; real nigga shit (max speed in pic), so it's catch as catch can for the moment.
Lastly, just want to let you know I hereby dub Walter White FAGGOT OF THE YEAR 2012. Say word son.
This nigga needs an upgrade. Grand Master Faggot King up in this bitch.
>>635941.9, what's the bfd about that, I can hit that on an ATB with a little eff... oh right, Amerifags measure in mph. Kudos then.
Girl's "boy briefs"
A) Look better on boys
B) Look best around boys' ankles =3
Also I was hip hopping around blogworld and holy fuck I didn't expect to find myself on tumblr a bunch of times D: OMG U GUISE
I really can't wear skinny jeans because of them lol. My goddamn quads ripped like two pairs before on the inside thigh seam. My legs are also short though and cute models in skinny jeans are like waifish holocaust victims.
>>6372 <3 those flip flops! You so yummy!
so in love with you.wrote you, but perhaps not your type... alas...
Once again,you made me cum all over myself.
Thighs like those aren't meant to be hidden anyway ;)
Got some new shoes. Other than that, don't have much for you guys :(
I like the shoes. Also, those thighs.
What thighs? ;3
:∃ dem quads
>>6554I am impress.
>>4876>>4875>>4795>>4534You have the sexiest and cutest feet babe, I'd love to see your soles wrapped around my thick white cock. Moar feet, soles especially.
>>6142My white cock belongs in your tight Asian ass.
>>6579Asian? I've got some bad news for ya buddy.
I might have been Asian 36 thousand years ago. But I still love white cock :3
I bet you do, post more feet so you can make this white cock cum
Oh yeah, gotta love those sexy feet, post moar soles pls
I'd like to oil them up and fuck them like that.
>>6601 You don't mind if this make a black cock cum do you :)
>>6582Is 7 inches enough? :P
JESUS. I mention one little thing about liking white cock (which I do) and niggas gotta come in all insecure like the white man took something from them once again. Be cool. I have a dream, that one day black men and white men will run train on me in harmony =3
>>6659 Play on playa! Can't hate me for wanting to be sure. :)
lol What about Asian/Hispanic/Arab/Indian/Eskimo guys?
It was a heat of the moment thing, I swear! >_>
My god you're hot.anychance there's still a copy of your archive up somewhere? old tinurl links are dead.
Awww shit, it's not in the OP. I knew I forgot something.
>>6681Make a vid so we can all finally take our fapping to the next level.
Second. This would be fucking awesome.
You need to update it =D
I don't know if you can call this a costume but I bought this for Halloween.
>>6747I hope you find a cowboy to fuck you in that outfit ;D
Me smoke um your peace pipe : )
>>6747 Not even November yet, but I'm ready forsome leg and thigh :P~
When I want to fap I come to this thread, it seems I always cum before I make it half way through.
Roberta I still love yoooooooooooou
What you up to?
>>6777Halfway through a HND, and FGA and a DGA. I've got gemstones on the brain.
Next year I'll be buggering off to Hong Kong.
Why the French degree? Also, be safe! The Geologists always die in movies. Except Dante's Peak, I think.
>>6785Eh? The DGA is the Diamond Grading Award. Not a geologist, a gemmologist! Like that one Mission Impossible (4?)
Makes more sense. Thought it was the Département de Géophysique Appliquée (French: Department of Applied Geophysics).
>>6837Too clever for your own good see. But that's why you and your penis will be my mistress when I'm a big shot HK gemmologist.
if you made a video, i'd love you forever.
>>6840 EAGERLY AWAITING MY PLANE TICKET>>6842Try 10.5 =( =( =(
I'm fighting with my friends but why? The truth is plain and simple: Looper fucked his mom.
>>6929Make a new thread pls
Roberta is the only reason I still come to this site.
LOL I'm like still on the front page man. Calm down.
>>6967You know niggas ain't patient.
>>6967Le sigh. We need to cam again. I have so many new things to show you. Also I need shorts like that.
Cute shorts Roberta! ;)
New to this site n this stuff but I can definitely say u r sexiest eye candy here no doubt. Would love to chat!
Yeah man I got like 3 pairs of them. American Apparel :3
lol I remember my mom was so mad when I got my first pair
Any way here's my penis and stuff
>>6998don't usually come to attention when i see a US flag but will definitely make an exception for you
>>6998That photo made my penis rock hard in a matter of seconds. I want to cum inside you soooooooo bad.
Describe your biggest sexual fantasy, Roberta.
Locked up. Or one of those wands with a headring? Someone super muscular, very alpha male. Refuses to touch my penis. Loves to eat my ass. Calls me faggot, homo, queer, etc. Likes to lead me by leash around in public, naked, with dick restrained.
>>7002Hawt. Tell me about the time you sucked your first cock.
ololo I was eight or nine and it was my older brother D:
>>7009Well, I certainly wasn't expecting that! Allow me to rephrase the question. Tell me about the time you sucked your first WHITE cock.
I'd like to hear more about this, actually...
make a video and i'll love you even more.
Wow so I can either make a video or talk about my past incest experiences. I'm so spoiled.
Or both. Or you could just do whatever the hell you want and still be awesome. Up to you... : )
>>6997 Really over the shorts? :( That's too bad, at least you kept them! ^_^ I want a pair now lol
You definitely have an ass I would love to eat sometime.
>Really over the shorts?
Yeah. She said they were too slutty ha ha. She said I was going to attract the wrong kind of guys. Well, duh. But there's decent ones in there as well.
We used to take showers together. When my brother started taking sex ed in middle school he suddenly became crazy horny and thus began the escalation from fiddling around, to frotting, to me putting his penis in my mouth. Then my parents found out and the coshowering stopped and in came the christian shame. BUT THE CRAVING REMAINED olololo
>>7099 :) I think it looks like a practical exercise short style as well though haha. Mums will be mums I guess. The "wrong decent" guys are at least honest with what they want lol.
somehow the fact that you were involved in gay incest just made you 100 % hotter in my book
>>7103Ha ha, well, I mean... these are really the practical exercise shorts I have.
>>7109Let's have a threesome with your brother. Or sister.
>>7120 Way cute! Backside??:-)