Self Tips

>remove the shower head
>stick the hose up your bum
>go to toilet
>repeat

>>480 Basically what I do. It helps to have an attachment that will hook up to the end of the hose. Turn the shower on real low and make sure the water is lukewarm. It should only take a few seconds of filling up before you need to release. You'll likely have to repeat 3-4 times before it comes out clean. Expect some leftover water to possibly come down a while after you're done.

>>480
>>482

I have a faucet. :(

Douche/Enema kit

You can just buy an enema kit for around $10 online. It's pretty much a red rubber bag with a hose and nozzle. They sell little plastic bottles for lighter cleaning too.

>>484 Ah. beat me to it. lol

>>442

Now just lift up that skirt and we'll be good. ;)

>>442
More like this! (It's me =3)

>>444

I like it. :)

Took this a while back, kind of thing you mean?

You need to work on your figure more (Diet thread on here)
Try to get into the mind set of a girl, think about how they show off there bodies..

They always try to look as sexy as possible, always remember when you look at the picture and you think it looks hot and feminine then you're doing it right, If you don't ... You're doing it wrong

You need better clothes, dresses skirts are hard to pull off in a manlly body, Wheras lingerie does half the work for you.

Saying you don't have tits the sexiest places will be the ass and legs (shaven)

>>443
Okay, remember you asked for it.

I think Dawn is very intriguing. He/she is bringing something a little new to this board. Why his thread was removed from CD is beyond me. He or SHE on this board claimed to be a cross Dresser, not a trap or Trans. I like Dawn's personality as she is open to criticism more than most. Seems like a very genuine person to me. There are some super hot looking girls here but personality goes really far with me. Just an opinion Modzilla. ;)

Dawn, try some jewelry. A nice necklace will draw attention to your collar bones and make you neck and shoulders more appealing. "Just my opinion", Go with some reds and pinks on the lip stick. I think the darks like black turn some people off unless you can really rock it like Raz or a couple other girls on here.
Look forward to seeing more from you. :)

Late post.
I'm not criticizing and I haven't read every other post but I wouldn't wear black lipstick with your bone structure. A softer, more neutral tone, a peach color... something that's not so damn dark.
A foundation that's a few shades darker than your natural tone or blush which would help minimize your jaw line and bring your cheeks out.
A liquid foundation that's 1 shade darker than your tone, Girls have creamy skin which is thinner than a man's and it's hard to achieve with make up.
Try doing big curls and getting your hair shaped a bit.
Also, since you have a long face and a long jaw line hair can either highlight those features or soften them.

Basically, to surmise, invest in some makeup. My girlfriend has a foundation called Covergirl Clean. It's not pricy and I love it. Blush etc.

And hair.

Moisturize EVERY day. When you wake up and before bed. I'm not hating and you have a LOT of potential.

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>>448
Learn to tuck =P

>>478
LAWL. QFT

>>307

BTW Raven, where'd you get those? or any of the ones you have? :3

>>434
my thong?
Uh, The brand is called "Peep" and they were originally brought from SouthAfrica. Goodluck finding them lol.

>>435

lol, it seems it won't be very easy x3. A quick google search led me to an extremely expensive yellow/white thong, which reminded me that I have to save up a little more before buying more undies so I don't fall in red numbers.

Thanks for getting back to me anyways :3

I keep my stuff in a spare guitar case under my bed. No one ever bothers with it. My issue now is that I'm thinking about only wearing panties, but I live with my mom and she might notice if I have no boxers ever in my laundry, plus I have to wash them when she's gone for the night, and our dryer broke so I have to hang stuff up to dry. It's not too bad because it's mostly said pantsu, but I have a few pairs of stockings and a lingerie top too. I just don't know how she'd feel about it. She got pissed when she found some of my porn when I was young, but I'm in my early 20s now so I don't know.

Also, I keep my couple of toys in a 360 box too. If you have a small amount to hide that kind of thing works fine. Your friends aren't going to bother looking in what they think is an empty box unless the feel it for some reason.

I have one of those old leather chaise lounges, and its comfy as FUCK.

But hey, see all that extra room under the cushions?
Yes, i hollowed the bastard out, and keep all my girly stuff, and my Chance Stallion in it.

Was a pain in the arse to make, but its the last place anyone will ever look

I'll just explain my experience really quick.

I've been dressing for about 8 years and I hid it from all but my last 3 girlfriends.
The first girl had feminine klinfelters so she was very understanding.
The second girl fetishized me which was nice for a while but then got a little offensive.
The last girl, the one I'm marrying didn't know and I lied about all the clothes I had. We ended up throwing them out, then I told her at a later time and she came to accept it and supports it completely. She was a hard core christian 100% straight and very judgmental when I met her.

The reason I've told this story is you might want to consider coming out to your girlfriend, even if it takes her some time to adjust in the long run, you won't be hiding yourself from her, you'll be able to be more honest with her and it could strengthen your relationship.

If she can't love you for who you are then maybe whatever happens should happen. You don't need to hide yourself when there are girls out there who will love you for 100% of who you are.

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>>471

Pic related lol

>>474

I love you baby =]
And I support everything you do
I hope that more men can come out with it to their partners it's a great thing actually it makes the best boyfriend (well for me Fiance) =]
It is a great way to bond. Also it is a great way to see if the person really loves you for who you are. No need to hide things from the person you love. <3

>>475
Boyfriend or girlfriend?...

>>476
lol yes the best boyfriend or girlfriend =]
=] <3

Amazon.

bigsextoystore dot com

http://fuxx.us/y6 [bbssm] (relatively cheap site, but good products and wide selection)
Or
http://fuxx.us/y7 [Fetish Zone] (has the really crazy stuff that some are into)

thanks for the suggestions, i bought the first one, the 6.5 inch and i must say it is quite a bit bigger than i had expected

suppose ill just go big and hope i dont destroy myself

thanks for the recs

gonna try the first one..jsut got it in the mail today, will see how it goes

Just make sure you take your time with it, don't force it in. Try and relax your hole as much as possible, it'll tighten up at first but relax and you'll be fine. Just ramming it in there is very bad, anal fissures are not nice.

in good news i didnt break myself and i ended up finishing without even touching myself

even better i came more than i ever thought humanly possible..what an experience

I've bought a bunch of stuff from http://fuxx.us/11n including some very nice glass dildos. Prices are good, though shipping is slow (but free).

I bought a dildo and some buttplug-pack with 3 sizes (small, medium, big). As a package it was about €30, but I can't seem to fit more in my ass then just the small and medium buttplug. The dildo I bought turned out to be a 9-inch dick. I doubt it'll ever fit.

Any tips on stretching my hole? Simply by doing it alot it'll stretch eventually? Or is there some secret methode I don't know off?

Pic related: It's the dildo I bought.

>>472 You just have to take your time and let your hole loosen gradually. You won't be able to take that big thing for a while.

My tips would be to make sure the room is really warm, the dildo or plug is warm (run it under some hot water), and use lots of lube. Take it slow until your hole is very warmed up.

Another thing that helps is sniffing poppers (i.e. Rush. Amyl nitrite). But not everyone is into that. :)

>>449

Take estrofem or progynova instead. Also sprio works great but watch out for high potassium levels when you take it.

Inhouse pharmacy is one of the biggest in the business. For countrys they do not ship to try http://fuxx.us/14e

>drink lots of water at least 3 liters a day.

can I drink tea or cider (hard cider in the states) instead?

I didn't get why you been afraid to get banned, because if this here doesn't belong to a tip-board what else? This thread rocks and should be sticky. Thank you very much so far for your time!

Anyhow I got a personal question, I did not read every post in here so I'll just ask it frankly: I am quite old already for a change, I am 35. Having been crossdressing alot when I was still in shape but stopped when I started to look really hilarious in dressup.

Is it possible with 35y to start to shape me still or am I too old, body too fixed after 35 years of testosterone?

I never decided to make the step for coming out and I never had enough conviction in deciding a gender change. Therefore I had no comming out yet, only 2 people know that I was crossdressing and my surounding wouldn't take it easy I guess. So I thought when I slowly and graduately change my shape to be little more feminine, it would be too late when someone else notices.

Problem is just, with age, since 10 years, I am turning more into a bear. My beard is rather thick and I got hair just everywhere, even on my back. Furthermore I got rather broad shoulders while I am quite short for a man (165cm). What should I change, if it is possible at all, in order not to become a short cut square?

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>>454

Tea should be fine. Hard cider though will dehydrate you, and you will need to drink more water to make up the difference.

>>455

Look at it this way. It may take you X number of years to get to the point where you feel comfortable with yourself. But based on your past experience, do you think if you did nothing for the X number of years you would finally feel at peace with yourself or would you just have another X years of regret?

>>459

This is the single most usefull piece of advice ever, i wish someone would of told me this a few years back

I'm skinny as hell but have 2 issues with my body besides the standard stuff.

1. large ribcage that looks oversized for my waist
2. big knobbly knees and off center centered tibia (makes my legs looks really weird and manly)

Is there anything much that can be done about those? I'm 6 feet tall and most of my height is in my legs so they're sort of a prominent feature. My measurements are 34 27 38 if that helps.

>>451
and what are the effects for us males body's?

just smooth skin/waight loss/muscle loss?
or do you get boobys from it?
>>449
aro those drugs registered/legal?
or are they corrupt?

and for what purpose were you refering?

i get the Finasteride blocking testosteron,being helpful for losing muscle.

but qouldnt Premarin get you boobies and woman skin?

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>>465
i also found out that 1mg of Finasteride would increas/get hairgrowth on bold spots.

>>465

http://fuxx.us/16f

anyone?

Ever heard of ADC or IHP?

http://fuxx.us/15z

You can get them at inhouse pharmacy or all day chemist. Though I personally use IHP and so do many other trans people that I meet ^.^